Some K•Doll History and Truths.
Some K•Doll History and Truths.
Apparently you’re not a REAL Juggalo rapper until another Juggalo rapper comes AT you! 🤣🔥🤡
So here’s my unofficial “Why Are You Even Mad At Me?” Hall of Fame:
🤡 Facetattmami — got offended by my track My Pu$$y’s Fire without even listening to it because the WORD “pu$$y” was apparently enough to launch a full emotional emergency. 😭🤣
And from a fellow horrorcore artist too.
Like babes… we literally make dark, provocative, vulgar music.
If one word in a TITLE causes a system breakdown, what are we even doing here? 💀🤣
🤡 Rook Mewsick — decided I was apparently some criminal mastermind scammer because of drama involving people I barely even know.
Meanwhile I’m over here trying to make music, pay bills and remember where I put my glasses. 💀
That entire circus got BLOCKED.
Not because I’m scared.
Because I value my remaining brain cells. 🤣
🤡 Lilith The Sinful — got annoyed because I didn’t feel respected and I didn’t automatically take advice just because somebody gave it to me.
Wild concept, I know.
Women having their own opinions.
Groundbreaking. 😭👏🏻
🤡 Zak Pacillo — newest contestant on “Sarah Apparently Wants Everybody”. 🤣🤣🤣
Blocked me after some standard Juggalo joking somehow transformed into:
“OMG SHE WANTS HIM.”
Sir.
Please.
I HAVE A MAN. 😭💀
I was cracking jokes with the homies, not submitting an application to join Love Island: Dark Carnival Edition.
And apparently everybody else can joke around…
…but when I do it suddenly CSI: Juggalo Relationship Unit gets called in. 👀🤣
🔥 At this point I genuinely believe you haven’t completed your Juggalo rapper initiation until at least one random clown decides YOU are the main character in THEIR drama. 🔥
There was another rapper too.
Quite established actually.
But honestly his bullying attempt was so forgettable I CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER HIS NAME. 😭🤣
Imagine trying to become somebody’s villain and not even making the credits.
Devastating.
Anyway — genuinely, no hate.
I don’t sit around plotting revenge on these people.
Most of them are blocked and probably thinking about me considerably more than I’m thinking about them. 🤣
I’d rather laugh, make music and get on with my life.
Because there are MANY tents at this carnival. 🎪🤡
We can all walk through the main tent together…
…but I absolutely do NOT need to visit every side tent.
Some tents have good music.
Some tents have cool homies.
And some tents apparently contain three clowns arguing over a Facebook comment from six months ago.
I’ll pass. 😭💀
Family doesn’t mean everybody has to agree.
Sometimes we clash.
Sometimes people misunderstand each other.
Sometimes egos get bruised.
Cool.
Block button exists.
Music continues.
K•Doll remains unbothered.
Mostly. 🤣🔥🪓🤡
KDoll - I'll always KEEP it real. 💋🔥✨
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